2007-10-30

More and more surprises

Walau eh, already kena 3 stunts in less than 1 week. What's this?!?!

First it was the 'kap' accident, followed by 'freedom demonstration + protest', and then 'running uno cards'...

But I like it, because it adds more vibrant colours to my greeny life mah. Who wants his 2 year life to be a monotonous one? Haha!!

[copied] 大马路上奇景(多图)

Eh, how come I don't see them whenever I'm in Malaysia jek?




英文语法大错特错!
jalanstreet
office才是正确的spelling啊!

PS: jalan = road


Lembu是不必理会红灯绿灯交通灯。
所以你如果才得到L(lembu)牌,你可以横冲直撞?哈哈

PS: lembu = ox; bull


Mat rempitshow他的特技
他的minah rempitshow屁股??

PS: Mat rempit = an individual who participates in illegal street racing
minah = girl


门都没有,这样都能上路。政府还不快实行废铁回收政策??


这种牌子也有?!

PS: saya kurang ajar = i'm low educated

suka buang sampah di sini = like to throw litter here


KESAS highway拍到的,还特地跟你比手势!V


这个恐怕是最厉害善用公物的人。。


笑卦了

2007-10-24

Time to do something about my body

Not sex change la... haiyo... don't think too much.

I think it's high time (some sense of urgency) to pass my IPPT as soon as possible. If not, the call up will haunt you forever....

2007-10-22

High

Few updates here.

Don't know why, I'm feeling more and more high...

Actually there're a lot of reasons contribute to this, I'll list down.
1. Didn't kena Welcome Guard
2. 3.5 days off, when I only entitled to 2 days only
3. 4-day leave
4. Since taking Argo, I began to like him more
5. AM needs a few months to process, so no worries!
6. I like my bunk, discreet location

But then, there're still spoilers though. Be aware of *******... Ever since that incident, I always thought that it happens once in the blue moon. But now I experienced it myself, luckily he met me... If not, he'd suffer like hell.

Received a bad news... WTF!!!

Today went for class 3 practical again. Passed subject 2.04 and 2.05. The instructor was good, he was the only one to pinpoint my surname out... OMG... Is like so obvious la... I told him I'm not a local lor. Then he asked why wouldn't I earn my Class 3 licence in Malaysia...

You think I don't want meh?! I also want and it's much cheaper...

But no choice la... Since I can't get it in Malaysia, then I have to get it here lor.

At the end of the lesson, he said my driving was swee swee... Huh, good meh?! I still have problem with clutch - causes the car to jerk when changing up gear. Couple of times engine stalling also. Aiya, whatever la. But the clutch problem is something I really need to improve on.

Hmm... I don't think I went out with my campmates for any outing wor, except for 1 driving lesson. That one was purely coincidence. Few instances occured whereby they asked me for kbox... But I really got something on la, if not I'd join liao. Quite a failure like that. Hmm... everybody is like so busy like that. If you're one of them and is reading this post, gonna tell you this: can ask me out de: movie, eat, sing also can... I don't want to collect dust at home.

[copied] Something to share

Yesterday as I was surfing web before I book in, I found a blog quite interesting. The blog shared a link which links to a Japanese website whereby after you keyed in your name and typed ENTER, the website will show what your mind is thinking. It can be lies, friends, money, love, etc.

Check it out! =p

FYI: English names and Chinese names produce different results and for the same Chinese name, simplified Chinese version and traditional Chinese version also produce different results. So you may want to try all possible ways.


Link: Please press me gently, it hurts! 轻轻按我,不然很痛的!


The list below explains some of the symbols shown at the result page. The list is NOT exhaustive.

惱 -> 煩惱
愛 -> 愛
休 -> 解釋為只想休息的人。能坐就不站、能躺就不坐。
H -> SEX
食 -> 吃。
金 -> 錢。
欲 -> 物欲、甚至要說是權力的欲也可以。因為整個腦都是欲的芭樂,就是一直以為自己是一個很行的卡小。事實上他只是個屁。準。
秘 -> 就密秘。藏私。隱私。
遊 -> 愛玩人。
噓 -> 謊言。
惡 -> 就”惡” ,不用多解釋的惡。
忘 -> 健忘、放空、無我之境界?
逃 -> 逃避。逃在某種程度來說也滿恐怖。
學 -> 和中文一樣是學習。真是熱血正面的一個字。
酒 -> 能有這個字真是太酷了。
友 -> 朋友。
妄 -> 妄想。很愛肖想一些有的沒的。
變 -> 我只聯想到變態的變,變質者。 -> 日文有這個
貓 -> 不知道是啥
幻 -> 幻想、白日夢

This story ish funny....

某日,一辆R34 SKYLINE GT-R在高速公路上遇见一辆抛锚的Kancil停在路旁。
好心的GT-R车主便好心伸出援手。
GT-R:"我把绳子绑在你车然后慢慢的拖你到附近的修车厂。
如果我驾得太快,你就闪高灯,提醒我停下来。"
就这样,GT-R拉着Kancil慢慢的行驶...

途中,一辆MITSUBISHI EVO 9在超越GT-R时猛踩空油挑战GT-R !
GT-R便和EVO 9飚了起来!!
已失去理智的两位车主完全没察觉到路边有拿着车速感应器的交警。
交警看了车速感应器的荧幕吓了一跳,
便拿起对讲机
向前面设路障的同事报告:
“我真的不敢相信!一辆GT-R和EVO 9并肩在高速公路上狂飙250km/h!!!
一辆Kancil竟在后面猛闪高灯要他们让路.

2007-10-21

[copied]一只最勇敢的狗



森州芙蓉~
马路如虎口,都不放在眼里
敢敢在很多车的马路上拉屎.......


Seremban, Negeri Sembilan
The dog just don't care and continue to shit on a busy road!

Of course photo not taken by me lol
Imagine this happens to me OMG... How am I going to settle 善后工作?

Hong Kong ish nice

This is cool....
Move the cursor up = Sunrise.
Move the cursor down = Sunset.

http://61226.com/share/hk.swf

2007-10-20

Imagine I drive an old car...

Nissan Datsun 120Y
Now learning driving using new cars... Newbie nowadays are so fortunate...

The picture shows a Nissan Datsun 120Y... actually is my grandpa's first car. Bought in 1977 (MIJ!!), it is still a reliable car, as in it can still travel from point A to point B.

My point is if I'm going to take this car for driving test. Confirm plus chop I will fail!

Don't know why? Look carefully at the picture(click on it to show in 100%), it doesn't have left wing mirror! How am I going to look at the situation behind on the left side of the car?!

I sian liao...

Yesterday it was really a surprise to me lor...

Shan't explain too much. But those ought to know must know the incident!
It caused a lot of chain effects and in the end I was the victim!

However, a lot of things was given to me as priority... Even Paran... OMG~!

1st time for me, told off a SG! Can imagine how embarrassing it was?

This time I want compensation, not only give-and-take!!!
Though November has 1 less OD, but I still have 9 ODs! But fortunately, I have 2 weekends free.

不能轻率了事!

Yun Zhen heng ah... he escaped!!!! If not for me taking off, he would cry and make a lot of noises. Next time round, you wouldn't be so lucky, ok?

2 sec school girl conversation ~~ ^_^

Copied from another source... hehe =p


A: oei! the thing between u and him, your parents agree already?
B: yes, my mum ok, think he quite nice, guai guai one. my dad dun like, say i too young.
A: young wat lah, no longer primary school already, scared wat?
B: hmm, i oso think so leh.
A: then he now?
B: of coz stay with me lah! my mum even called him son already leh =)
A: so good! envy you leh. my mum confirm sure cannot one. where he sleep ah?
B: sleep my room loh!
A: wah! ur mum let him sleep your room ah?
B: yeah loh.
A: say say, nice or not ah?
B: hehe, hug him to sleep better sure better than before lah
A: yeah yeah! but then hor, not tired one meh u?
B: at first a bit tired loh, but after a while used to it already. only he very active one.
A: hehe. you always make him wear or not ah?
B: of coz lah, my mum also say must wear, but he dun really like to use leh
A: sure one mah, wear sure not fun one mah. next time i have, i sure would not want him to use one. haha
B: use better lah. we still young mah. the other day hor, i must go buy biggest size one leh, must coax him then he willing to wear.
A: aiyoh. i envy you leh. i also want
B: envy for wat? oei, this weekend you free? come my house lah. sleep over lah.
A: sleep over? then i sleep where?
B: of coz sleep with me lah! normally i suffer mah, you come over can take over mah! then i leave him to your good hands already ah?
A: hehe, i can meh?
B: sure can one lah, i beside you to guide you loh~
A: hmm, ok loh, 1 time only ah.
B: you wish lah, confirm you sure like it one.


























A: no scared lah, if i really like hor, then ask my mum to buy a pure bred collie loh
B: good what! then can pair them up mah. remember must buy the biggest collar for him to wear leh, and some plastic bones. =)

2007-10-15

Newly installed waterfall @ SBS




Nowadays is it a trend to have these on our buses??

Happening weekend!

Saturday, 13 October 2007

Hari Raya! Heng ah... it's not Friday.. If not, I have to call it black friday le...

Finally have the mood for shopping. So met up with Chee Chuan and we headed down to Bugis. Both of us wanted to shop for clothes... lol

MRT is unusually crowded. Just after the 2nd stop of it's pan-Singapore trip, it's already filled up with people. Got worse till City Hall.

Had lunch at BK Bugis... Nothing fantastic. All standard as usual.

The real shopping began after the lunch. I bought a T-shirt for $16.90. It's a brown T-shirt with simple but big design in gold. It goes well with trousers very easily... Now then I know. haha!

After that Chee Chuan set his eyes on those bling bling T shirts. 2 for $40. Good deal. Not bad.

After tour around the Bugis area, we got really sien. So we took train to Somerset where the shopping continued. Over there, I bought a brown (yeah, again~) tee from newbie for $28.90. Okay, the nice design made it up for the price le.

After that, we walked walked around the Orchard. I saw the real new generation of Ipods on display. The overall feel is nice but the screen a bit small. Itouch looks good but price is steep.

Over at Heeren, there's a shop selling creative products, it's located at level 3 or 4 I think. I like their merchandises. Would go there to buy some for decorative purposes one day.

Then, after months of observations, I came up with the general characteristics of NSFs. Based on these characteristics, high chances are they are NSFs lor.
1. Hang out in groups.
2. T-shirts with jeans and all-covered shoes.
3. Generally with caps on.
4. Dark skinned.
5. Thick black coloured temple.

Haha, what a lame observation I made.

Then had dinner at Cafe Cartel. Service still okay. Perhaps the business is too brisk such that they forgot to bring in my banana split and find the change for me when billing??? Seriously, I think the outlet at PS should expand by 2 or 3 times. It's just too crowded liao.

Was chatting about the songs... when Chee Chuan joked that 屋顶 must be sung when you're on the rooftop. Then I even power, I said what about 缺氧?

Sunday, 14 October 2007

Kbox outing. Not satisfied at all. The advertisement Kbox had put up says that $5++ for all sessions stipulated due to anniversary thingy? However, the real thing and the ideal one are totally opposite. I got Peng Guan to call Kbox and the personnel there replied $5++ is from 2pm to 4pm. WTH??! Only 2 hours?? Might as well choose on a normal day then act cute as students to enjoy student rate la...

I don't get how Kbox works. Is it the management? Is it the customers? I don't know. In the past, when I said follow the package timing... 2-7pm and they will stick to the timing, which was good.

Then, until 1 or 2 years ago, the duration has shortened... tio a few times already when the personnel said 2-5 pm only when I need to pay charges for the usual 2-7pm period. To make the matter worse, there weren't a lot of people 光顾 their outlets, as in when we left at 5pm, we could see a lot of rooms were vacant.

Now, what they practise is totally opposite to what the advertisement promises. Something is wrong. I don't know why. 严缺厢房

Perhaps I should try out partyworld lo...

够赏脸!

一副high样……

深情地唱……

见不得光?我有用闪光灯哦!

SAFRA, what's the good about it?

Today received a letter snail-mailed from SAFRA. It says I've been presented a complimentary SAFRA membership free of charge. But where's the card?!

To tell the truth, this is the 2nd time I've been approached to sign up as a member under SAFRA. The first time was during my BMT somewhere in January I think. That time I already saw quite a lot signing up... The reason why I'm writing this is currently I don't have any plan to sign up. The reason? Read more...

Some simple maths involved. Let's say I sign up for 2.5 years (till 31 March 2011). A total of 3.5 years. The membership fee is $67.80. Minus a dollar for the making of the membership card becomes $66.80.

Divide the membership amount by 3.5. I'll get approximately $19.10.

This $19.10 means that I must recover this amount every year so that I wouldn't sign up for nothing, means no loss la. By looking at the participating partners, looks like I won't patronize their outlet very often wor!

Also, I look at the rewards presented... Most gave 10% discounts on purchases. Means I must spend $191 every year to get the accumulated discount of $19.10. 3.5 years means $668!

The only thing I'm attacted to is the discounted price of movie ticket $8 (U.P. $9.50). However, I need to pay visits to cinemas more often, more than 13 times a year to recover that $19.10.

The abovementioned is meant for 2.5-year-membership, it gets even better for longer membership terms and worse if you just sign up for 1.5-year-membership.

Don't mix up with the total amount spent by you and your friends, for example movie tickets in this case... like $6 off for 4 tickets. Because ultimately you're using your money to pay your membership. Good for friends, but good for me???

Furthermore, not every weekend I'm free, so can't enjoy the movie offers also... As in I have ODs to do... unlike my counterparts. Then, every month got good movies to watch meh??!?!

Free usage of SAFRA facilities... I wanted to, but the ODs are the top priority. After ODs, I just wanted to sleep liao.

Ya... the bottom line is it doesn't appeal to everyone la. LOL... I too bored liao. So write something for my blog lo.

What to put as this title??

What's wrong with this picture?





阿杜 ‘差一点’中马票版

2007-10-11

So far so good

Now taking **** (not to be revealed). In fact, he is a lot better than ***. I think this is a good thing though.

Now a lot of things have happened... Walao, don't give any more stunts can???
The "belt" incident, "keybook" incident... It seems like being inside for a day can give you a lot of surprises leh...

But one thing which can make me happy is new people coming in... By then, I can slack more.

Yesterday took the final theory test. Only 2 or 3 questions which require a little bit more thinking, otherwise the test is okay. Passed and I booked my TP test straight away.

2007-10-07

Facebook

Think this is the latest hit ba...
Just sign up for this... Actually a few friends had sent invitations asking me to sign up and join the fun. But just ignored them, too lazy though.

Today quite free.. so sign up to see what it offers.

Signing up is a total breeze, completed in 5 mins. But the catch is later on.

After signing up... hover around to see some of the controls, the features, the profiles. I must say it takes weeks or even months for me to have a fully set-up profile! Too much things and I think there are really too much things to be put up in the profile. It looks messy though...

I don't know la... That is the first impression of facebook.

Also, I don't know the HTML codes... Don't really know how to edit. I guess my profile is really clean and simple. haha

I'm so bored...

As I tell myself, don't go for driving practical lessons on weekends and during peak-hour period on weekdays, now I'm very bored.

So bored until I looked for my beloved A level General Maths Ten-year-series book to do some questions. Started with a relatively easy topic: Maclaurin's Series. I afraid I might lose out a lot by forgetting most of the knowledge... LOL

To me, the most difficult topic would be integration. I wouldn't say it is difficult until I cannot tackle it, but it involves some of the thinking before you execute your 'sword' on it. LOL

Maclaurin's series is something like this, virtually all expressions can be found in terms of powers of x.


Down-sized view: Click on the pic to get the 100% view


I guess I'm just too bored liao.

我很忙

看得出你很忙啦!哈哈

112日全球同步发行。新台币390元合折至新元是大约$19.50

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Microsoft Magic

I don't know you all know or not... Just paste it here for fun!

MAGIC #1

Nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON". This is a reserved word...

TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER or file


MAGIC #2

For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.

is it just a really weird bug? :-??


MAGIC #3

At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER
then see the magic.......

Hidden Cam: Caught using the "Human Towel"



Mannequin towel.. look at how they use it lol

2007-10-03

Donuts!

Today boliao leh
After went for driving lesson (my first time learning on public roads!), I went downtown to buy donuts.

The queue isn't long, waited half an hour for my turn.

Wouldn't say much on the donuts... See the picture la!

Come back to the driving lesson, I find that I perform better outside than on circuit.
Today learned quite a lot, 'cause it broke away from the congested circuit. I get to shift to 4th gear, maintain focus, how to do merge lanes, how to change lanes when an obstruction lies ahead.
The instructor today said I did very good, not just good only. 'Cause I asked him "So far so good?" I was like so happy and glad to hear that. But that doesn't guarantee 100% pass on 1st attempt of TP test.

Yesterday's driving lesson... Sorry to stun my instructor, I should have told him to teach me how to do turns in tighter bends. But so far, without his teachings, I can execute the turns smoothly. Also, it was my first time driving civic model. There's a bit difference when driving a city and a civic. I think own personal judgment is very important. Ultimately, you have to drive on your own without any guidance from anyone in the future.

Now it's October of the year 2007. 1 more year and I can be break free again. Time flies.
I would expect this month to be very happening as I have made promise with fellow friends to go on shopping spree. Need to buy clothes, long pants/trousers/bermuda, a pair shoes and spectacles lor.



可口的甜甜圈

示意图


1. Blueberry Glazed
2. Raspberry Dark Chocolate
3. Peanut Butter Glazed
4. Lotus Mocha
5. Double Chocolate
6. Spicy Cheese
7. Peanut Dark Chocolate
8. Coffee Roasted Almond
9. Double Chocolate
10. Hazelnut Milk Chocolate
11. Orange White Chocolate
12. Apple Cinnamon

Take a look at this: http://www.krispykreme.com/

两则冷笑话

1. 要怎样分辨八爪鱼的手和脚?
2. 飞机就快坠了。突然间,一位空中小姐开门把冰箱丟下,为什么呢?



答案:
1. 敲打八爪鱼的头,头很痛,就会拿起手来抚摸它的头咯!
2. 她爽!

Funny video! 超搞笑短片!

舞孃恶搞版本



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