2007-12-31

明天=明年

Yup, you didn't see wrongly!
It is supposed to be a joke... HAHAHA~

Anyway, this post is the last post of the year 2007.
I must say 2007 is the year whereby I'm supposed to undergo major changes.

In the past, I used to be a student for 15 years (1 year in nursery, 2 years in kindergarden, 6 years in primary school, 4 years in secondary school and 2 years in junior college).
Now, you're telling me to go for National Service.
No books, no uniform, no teachers, no exams.

Change for the better? I don't know.
A lot of people say NS brings a lot of changes to a person who goes through it.

For me, during these 13 months of enlistment, my answer is yes and no.
Emotionally, I'm still the same old self. But in view of experience, I must say I gain quite a lot of experience. It's a bit like studying in social university. Learn how to deal with people. Learn how to solve problems using different methods. Learn how to live in this harsh world.

But never mind, I still left with about 50 weeks to ORD. That's about 350 days in equivalent. Looking forward to 14 December 2008. Much more important than today or tomorrow.

Today's nothing much. After completed my last OD for year 2007, went over to BBDC to top up my class 3 account! So scared that I couldn't book any of the practical lessons in January. I estimate about 5 more practical lessons to complete my whole driving lesson. 1 Feb is the TP test. Don't know will pass or not. LOL

After that, went to Raffles City to get donuts. Suddenly drool over it. LOL... They had introduced 3 new flavours recently. Not too bad.

Felt awkward on the way home. It isn't the time to go home! I should go home after the countdown then correct ah...

Oh ya, this section is very important, MUST BLOG!
1 week ago, had 'booked' Chuan to go out today. All the details have been ironed out the night before today. Until this morning I received a SMS saying that Chuan needs to work the whole day on the last day of year 2007!

The feeling is like you've studied very well for the exam and felt very confident after the exam but in the end you failed.

But never mind, as what my NET friend 奇幻海豚 said once: 看开点啦!Suddenly, I found this sentence so true. Even before this, I already knew actually we no need to vex for anything little thing and make life miserable. Now, just enjoying life as much as possible.

So I told him I'll have my own plan and carry on with his plan and wished him a happy new year ahead.

And thanked Yida for his christmas present.

One nice video for you all audience... 2008 please come back for more updates and more entertainment!



HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008!

2007-12-29

Where to find this type of flower in Singapore eh?

Extracted from 星洲日报

3000年才開花一次‧神奇小花沙登引轟動

(雪蘭莪‧沙登)你曾看過一種沒有泥土,不用肥料也能生長的神奇小白花嗎?按照佛經上記載,其實這種小花叫作“優曇婆羅”,據說每3000年才開花一次,擁有“天上之花”的美譽。

代表著祥瑞之兆

如今,位於沙登拉也第三區的市議會
3K人民俱樂部戶外草場,竟然也被發現盛開這種代表著祥瑞之兆的神奇小花,讓人嘖嘖稱奇!

本報記者在獲得讀者提供訊息下,前往該俱樂部尋遍整個草場,終于在兒童遊樂場地四周圍,找到了優曇婆羅花的蹤跡;而優曇婆羅花曝光後,已引起市民的好奇心,紛紛前往目睹這朵“佛家之花”的廬山真面目。

攀附實體平面上滋長
優曇婆羅 很奇異

這些一簇簇白色的小花,主要是生長在塑料垃圾桶、鞦韆橫杆、佈告板、凳子以及鐵柱子的表面,它們在不用泥土的情況下,就這樣攀附在實體平面上滋長,而且多不勝數,乍看之下這種天然植物真的很奇異。

經過仔細觀察所得,優曇婆羅花雖然是長有根和莖部的植物,可是並不像似一般的花朵,擁有艷麗的花瓣和青翠的綠葉,每朵優曇婆羅只有一個花蕊,直徑只有區區
1毫分,形狀就如一粒小小的圓米飯,呈現淡淡的米白色,一旦久了以後就會逐漸變黃。

花莖細如蠶絲

此外,優曇婆羅的花莖細如蠶絲,長約
3公分,隨風輕盈搖曳,至于根部則有如一個個小圓圈,非常堅韌地黏附在沒有土壤的任何物體表面,支撐整朵神奇小花。

根據記者向該俱樂部的守衛和辦事處行政人員查詢,他們並不知道隔壁草場的兒童游樂場地出現過優曇婆羅花,並且對于這項“新發現”也感到半信半疑,頻頻向記者追問這種奇花的來源。

賞花者 眼看手勿動

沙登拉也第三區的市議會
3K人民俱樂部戶外草場以及兒童遊樂場地,最近被發現優曇婆羅花的蹤跡,頓時引來當地人們的注意。

不過,賞花者可要自律和眼看手勿動,以免脆弱的優曇婆羅花遭遇人為破壞,萬一絕跡沙登的話,實屬一大遺憾。

沒有土壤肥料也可生存

盛開的優曇婆羅花引人矚目,其關鍵焦點就在于這種天然植物竟然可以在沒有土壤,不用肥料的情況下,攀附在任何實體表層上滋生和繁殖。

目前,這一簇簇白色優曇婆羅遍佈在草場和兒童遊樂場地四周圍,例如在塑料垃圾桶、鞦韆橫杆、佈告板、凳子以及鐵柱子的表面上,均可輕易找到它的蹤跡。

象征著人間吉祥如意

除了成人,一班孩童趁記者在四周圍拍攝綻放的優曇婆羅花“真面目”時,也紛紛趨前來探個究竟,當他們親眼看到在鐵柱表面上出現一簇簇小白花時,誤以為是類似“毛茸茸”的東西,個個都覺得非常好奇。

“三千年一開,曇花一現”,優曇婆羅花的出現象征著人間吉祥如意,能夠親眼目睹這種神奇小花者實屬佛界緣分。

3000年一開
優曇婆羅花難得一見

根據互聯網關于優曇婆羅花的資料調查發現,據說每
3000年一開的優曇婆羅花其實在我國之前,也曾經在世界各地例如中國、香港、臺灣、新加坡、韓國、美國以及澳洲相繼被當地人發現,吸引許多人競相觀賞,同時引起熱烈討論。

單單是在國內,除了沙登之外,位於安邦的蓮花苑、柔佛州的新山和居鑾,以及彭亨州的直涼也曾找到了優曇婆羅花綻放的蹤跡。

事實上,最早發現優曇婆羅花的地方是於
19977月份,在韓國的京畿道廣州郡一家寺院的金銅如來佛座像的前胸部位,當時吸引了數百人前往觀賞。

據說,此花夜開晝合,翌日早晨就會萎縮,實為曇花一現。


2007-12-27

Went out with Chee Chuan on Christmas Day after my OD on Christmas eve.
This was the only alternative way since he wanted to book me on 24th Dec when I happened to be busy on that day.

Ok, the moment I arrived at Clementi MRT station, the first thing I saw on the LED board was that train service from Woodlands to Kranji (towards Jurong East) was disrupted. My thought was that it must be something happened at Marsiling station.

Before that, SMSed Chee Chuan that just wait for me at the platform. But never expect that he didn't receive the SMS due to network jam. Heard from Chee Chuan that the lag started the previous night and it took a few hours for the SMS to reach to M1 users.

Billy Bombers vouchers can't be used on eve of public holidays and public holidays! No wonder they give out vouchers like free sauce...

Okay, since the north-south line confirm got lots of people stealing to take the trains, we decided to get off at City Hall. Decided to eat there. Decided to window shop there, though my legs were 'sour'. Decided to wait for Yida there.

Had lunch at Carl's Jr, what what BBQ chicken burger. Got 88 Q number, nice number lar~~ But I felt that the floor mat made me wanted to slip and fall rather than don't let me fall. But good thing was that drink was freeflow type. Inform me earlier mah! I could have bring a 1.5L bottle to fill up.

After that went to see some PMP Chee Chuan wanted to buy. Rich la~ Everything also want.
Saw a Creative Zen don't know what model, aiya... model name not important la, important is the price. 60GB for $499 Christmas special price. Then saw another samsung PMP, NEH~ the one with 2 speakers... for the deaf ones la... that one 4GB for $328. Don't know Chee Chuan in the end choose what la. Anyway, he not buying for me.

As usual Yida was late... haiz... Told him to go Orchard than to come City Hall find us, because we walked finish the whole City Hall liao.

Orchard also nothing to see la~ That part of Orchard Road in front of Takashimaya was closed to traffic, people can get onto the road. Messy. Walk here walk there.

Then went Cineleisure to walk around. Yida wanted to use his Adidas 10% voucher, bought a pair of shoes, but not my cup of tea. Hehe... Then went to buy Uzumaki ice cream with $1 off. Nice taste of blue berry.

X the road to Heeren, nothing to see there. Sien~

Had dinner at Cartel at PS... Ordered a deep fried meal meant to be shared by 3 people. Aiya, don't know what was it called la... Then ordered dessert, consisted of waffle, ice cream, peaches and banana... Ok la, divide out each person only need to pay $16.

Trivial matters:
1. Saw Chin Chin and a male friend at Suntec City Mall. Who is this male friend?
2. Saw Yin Boon and her female friend at Marina Square. Who is this female friend?
3. Saw MRT door kiap people 3 times. Aiyoh, not I want to say they deserve it, but hor these people hor always like to all together squeeze at the door nearest to escalator. Don't want to spread out to other doors. Out of the 24 doors on each train, they especially like this door, wa... enter by this door can tio 4D lottery meh? Then I saw the other doors, so many space out there.
4. =X Saw someone wearing smart 4. Yer, who would want to wear that on public holiday neh?
5. Please don't believe the following statement: "Had lunch at Carl's Junior, and saw a weird phenomenon took place, my fries moved by itself, WoWwWwW~ and formed a word like these"

2007-12-23

Pity me la

Just went to a friend's blog and got to know he just got promoted.

It seems to suggest that, of all of those I know, I'm the only one still remain as a "Private Limited".

I know my job is among the most special one, 不过表酱啦!我也很需要钱的咧……

We started off as 无名小子,结业后大家都同时升级啦。

但没料到,有些人就是升那么快

I don't know when is the day for me to become a "Low Class Pasta" and a "Colourful Passionate Lover"...

I wonder...

想太多没用啦,睡觉去啦

直接傻眼

不管是看太多头文字D或者是暴走族
也不管他们没钱改车也要装有钱改装车过过瘾
总之是勇气可嘉!






2007-12-22

笑话

那时候看见表妹在MSN
就看到对方输入“goose stuck door”
我表妹就觉得奇怪
问我那三个字是什么来的

我就讲我不懂咯

过后对方就继续写道
说我表妹在
SMS这么写着

看了一看,我表妹终于恍然大悟

原来
“goose stuck door” = “鹅塞门” = assignment

沙滩男孩聚餐

前几晚教主发SMS给我
问我星期五(
21日)得空没有
我回复有空咯,不过是下午啦

前晚已经是星期四料
就发
SMS给教主问他几点地点
OK就那么说定了

隔天
收到
JordanSMS
讲会迟到
就改去
6.30PM在政府大厦集合

OK,这一切对我来说没关系的
只要不是最后一刻才来讲就
OK料的

时间一分一秒地逼近
我还坐在电脑前
看帖子听下歌
直到
5.40PM
快去换衣服就出门料
cincai

一出门就发
SMSPeng Guan他在哪里
跟我讲他正步行到地铁站咯!

过后他跟我讲
那个闻名遐迩的‘迟到大王‘
也正在前往聚合地点
哇!几怕迟到啊
等下给人鸟

到料政府大厦
那里人够多
找人都很难
又深怕迷路咯

传短讯给
Peng Guan问看他在哪里
后来他应该是看到我料
真的是
人家衰样也表酱嘛!
至少配合我下,打电给我

果然我迟到了
不过算料啦
好才不用赔罪

后来大伙儿都犹豫不决要到哪里去吃
喂!教主!是你叫我们来这里的
wor~~

过后闲逛下
走进
NewUrbanMale商店
教主原本想买东东送‘迟到至尊’当作圣诞送礼
可是我跟
Peng Guan意兴阑珊
后来我就跟教主讲‘听者有份咯’
哈哈

但是怎么看都没有钟意的
还是快快闪人好

过后
打电给
Jordan问他在哪里
他讲正走过来新达成
酱子,我们就等他咯

来到新达成还拿不定主意要到哪里吃
好心啊,我的脚又累又酸
我的肚子又饿又隆隆叫
吃个饭罢料嘛!随便啦!

一下走去
NYDC那边,一下又走去翡翠餐厅
最后终于在
Just Noodles歇下脚步
点了饺子套餐
@$4.90 + 香港云吞面@$4.80
又点了豆腐@$0.96
这样叫法比起Double Set
既便宜又吃得饱啦!

餐厅效率很高,感觉像快餐店
而且饮料是任拿任饮的
下次早点告知啦!
我带水壶装起来

不用
5分钟,食物送到料!
套餐呈现不错,高级下
饺子却普通
饭不用讲,除非是珍珠米
腌菜我倒觉得还不错
那个
agar也是不错
汤也是
OK,但却不明做么Peng Guan觉得淡淡无味咧

云吞面就不够我之前在大马吃得来
落差很大
面咀嚼下去没有
QQ
而且酱油味不够

我们很不理周遭下
又吃又胡闹又叙述经典回忆
很大声下喏

过后就去打丁丁
5个人对着一个屏幕
好笑下
后来发现有人的钱包忘了拿
赶紧交给服务台的
auntie

打完丁丁
回家咯
在地铁上,看到有两女正玩着
DScooking mama
其中一个玩到触屏笔跌进车厢之间的铁板以下
拾不回来了


小事一宗
话说那天
20
我有做夜班
可是那么碰巧我公公、姑姑、表妹来新加坡
专程接我表弟回

我表弟也在这里住了五晚(
16日至21日)
算相当长的时间了
不过离开前,他坦言才寄宿一下子罢了,希望能住久一些
毕竟他很少来新加坡的
换成是我,我也是那么认为啦

但这不是重点
重点是那个夜班害死我
那天全家人都有空,唯独我
虽然他们只是来过夜
但是千一晚还去乌节路赏灯饰,感染圣诞气氛
我都没得去,又有点气
好可惜

虽然不是说很重要的一件事
但是对我来讲亲属还是比较重要
jek
又不知下次他们几时来了咯

恨不得
20081214日的到来!

2007-12-19

Total expense of Class 3 lessons to date

总共:$1400.53
会员费:$85.60
实习课:$1139.48
理论课:$93.09
理论测验:$12
交警考试:$156.96

2007-12-17

还有更长的故事!

OK,这是一天内的第二个post
都是我亲手写的hor
不好赖我转贴内容咯 :)

见了海豚后
就是轮到我出国的时候啦


1210
一早就起身了
又要刷牙洗脸,又要收拾行李
因为前晚回到家很迟了
都没时间收拾

大伙儿大概
8点多出发
不过又有状况发生——新加坡关卡出现讨人厌的车龙
不过好才通关快
好消息是大马关卡通关更加快
:P

先到柔佛士乃(Senai)吃早餐
点了咖哩面 + 奶茶
够味,够辣,好吃!
再起程到古来
(Kulai)接外婆
是想选南北大道北上云顶的
不小心跑过
long古来收费站
没法咯,只好走到下一个出口处


在巴莪(Pagoh)休息站歇息
离古来有大约
100km的路程
到达休息站时我直接喊屁股痛
都是啦,整车人而且后面坐
4个人
我屁股都坐平掉咯


1点多抵达位于森美兰芙蓉(Seremban)大姑家
吃午饭
菜肴丰富下
有汤有菜有肉
吃到好饱

2.30再度出发
离云顶越来越近了
一切路程都很顺畅
只是在吉隆坡第二中环公路
(KL's MRR2)塞车一下子

在半山打包炒饭上去酒店当作晚餐

到云顶已经
5点了
云顶真的很冷
听说早上就下雨到现在
不过我都打算在住宿期间都呆在套房里
做宅男

原因:
1. 太幼龄——不能入赌场
2. 玩到显——不想去玩那些坐着冲的飞的


原来宅男不难当
而且蛮过瘾的
哈哈

1211
早餐是杯面,
Koka的叻沙
不错吃
过后就一直呆在酒店里面
又看我猜又听歌又吃东西
一直翻找薯片、加椰角来吃
都已变成不折不扣饕子
没事做都得找东西做嘛

午餐
skip掉直接出去吃晚饭
晚饭是煮炒,白饭是任拿任吃的

11人吃掉RM155

吃饱后又跑回去酒店
大人继续他们的赌场大搏杀
我继续当宅男


1212
check out
把行李搬上车后,大人又继续他们最后搏杀
我就自行走马看花

eh,竟然给我找到大头贴的地方
不过拍一次要
RM30
合折后还是贵过新加坡的
但是毕竟那里是度假胜地,是全马数一数二的旅游景点,什么东西都贵咯
可能以后走到显了,可以去那边拍

两点开车
途中可看到马路很斜
短短路程可是高度下降很多
还可以看到长长竖立的钢管混凝土的柱子在支撑整条马路
壮观下

驱车到半山吃饭
都是叫粉吃
过后一段
2个半小时的车程就开始了
走旧路上霹雳美罗
(Bidor)
一路上很多风景看
甘榜的原来风貌、市镇的大兴土木
都能看到

在美罗歇息
原来另一班车的人没有吃午饭
就叫云吞面跟芋角
我就吃肉干跟芋角
都好吃啦!

这时候发现车子的右前轮有一点扁扁的现象
就去轮胎店检查咯
原来是碰到螺丝!
还是很大的螺丝咧
几时弄的都不知道
幸好可以及时弄回
这种事情很普遍的
不好大惊小怪啦!

去到冷甲
(Langkap)都整6点了
冲个凉
精神多了

晚餐去屋子前的酒楼解决
叫菜吃

当晚卡拉
OK开场咯!
跟表姐大唱一番
点了一些男女对唱跟梁静茹的歌曲
哈哈
真是爽
又不用给钱喏

chuan,你看到这段不好羡慕咯!=p

又过一天了

1213
早餐去对面马路的小食档吃
原来这里的文化跟新加坡不同
你点了‘云吞面’,来的却没有云吞的
也没有汤、没有菜、没有叉烧肉
更加惨的是,如果你一时忘了加料
就只是一整盘面罢了咯

我观察到的另一点就是我觉得乡下(不是那种喝山水与外界隔绝的甘榜啦),如新村,小镇……他们的人民都很大方很客气的

跟他们讲话都可以畅所欲言
好像我在这便认识的朋友都很有趣,谈吐又不失幽默,而且什么都能聊

邻居们可以自由进出串门子
又不用大门深锁起来
自己打开大门自己进来
不像新加坡那样,进了屋子就锁上铁门关上大门,少了一份热情

下午出发到怡保玩
一路上也是很多风景看
霹雳最出名就是大马半岛的山脉
很壮观

去三宝洞那边
看乌龟+拜神

过后去怡保
Parade shopping
那边超多鞋店
据说有几十间
哈哈
也是很多服装店
形形色色,应有尽有
什么
office装、爆走装、最in
都可以找到,看到眼花缭乱,走到我脚软掉
东西真的很便宜
潮流进度不输新加坡
新加坡的鞋子卖
S$90以上
那些鞋子才卖
RM80-90
是不是真货还是赝品就另当别论
RM1就能停车一整日
新加坡相信应该找不到了

新发现!
那边有一摊售卖整个用拉链缝制的包包
很得意下咯
不过没有问价钱
忘了拍照

过后我们驱车到附近的芽菜鸡食店吃芽菜鸡
基本上跟新加坡的海南鸡饭有些不同
怡保的选用甘榜鸡,鸡肉结实肥肉不多
新加坡的用农场鸡,可能打针或者是饲料加料的,所以鸡肉软软的

在怡保吃芽菜鸡可以选择叫白饭(不是鸡饭),或者是叫干河粉/河粉汤/咖哩河粉
我只能说那边的河粉棒极了
河粉超软,带一点
QQ口感

再来就是豆芽
怡保的水都是源于山水
所以这里的豆芽都是粗粗的
然后咬下去脆脆的
很好吃
好吃到都能做成一道菜

吃饱后就回返冷甲了

怡保拥有4样东西而闻名
1. 芽菜鸡
2. 美女
3. 柚子
4. 山洞

其中有3样是自己亲眼看到的


我在怡保待一整天
发现到怡保的女生的皮肤都蛮白皙的
长相也不差,都蛮美的
看来他们讲的怡保生产美女之言是真的咯

睡觉前还听到老鼠的吱吱声

1214
早餐是外头打包回来
米粉/面
+ 一点辣椒 = RM 1
不错吃
然后还有加椰角
(RM 1)
椰桨饭好像RM 1.20
都是好吃啦!

午餐自己煮

说好去椰壳洞
(Gua Tempurung)跋山涉水的
但是去到那边涉水的项目已经结束了

没关系,隔天再去
二姨丈带我们走小路去瀑布
(Lata Kinjang)

还没到那边,在横越南北大道的天桥上就可见到瀑布了
美不胜收啦!

到达瀑布脚下就忙着拍照
拍到够本就上阶梯到吊桥那边继续拍
哈哈

过后到安顺跑下街
又拍照又买东西

晚餐又是在酒楼解决
那盘菜很有创意,一种菜两种做法


1215
一早就借小型巴士一齐去椰壳洞
Air Kuning吃云吞面
原来小地方也有很好吃的东西
这云吞面我就觉得不错
当佐配的酿豆腐更是棒
超喜欢炸圆
重点是云吞面
RM 1.80罢了又好吃

一路上大人讲大人的
小孩讲小孩

到椰壳洞,发现需要穿包鞋才能玩有水的
变到我只能走干地
一些就下水,大部分就走干地
没关系,看看里头的岩石也是不错
那个马来导游很
pannai下,又讲马来话,有英语一下,又华语一下的
不错,而且什么岩石部分都能被讲成像某某东西酱

原来这个洞早在
1959年就有人进入了
那时候因为联邦政府打压共产党势力
而那些共产党分子就躲起来不给政府捉

过后,大伙儿到督亚冷
(Tanjung Tualang)小镇去吃那边的鲜虾
虾子是淡水的,肉质鲜甜
很好吃

傍晚就南下芙蓉

然后隔天
16日就回来了



怡保三宝洞



洞里的乌龟



看到吗?看不到就算了咯



告示牌指示不能喂食猴子,可是我却没有看到猴子出没的



景色壮观



很出名的安顺斜塔

听我讲故事!

注意:以下有火星文

现在我的心情是纳闷的

不知道为何会这样子
每次去大马归来都会有这个心情
感觉那里比弹丸小国的新加坡好玩的多了
我如果到别的国家玩会不会也有这种感觉呢?

先讲
1210日吧
话说上个月来自森美兰州的“奇幻海豚”跟我讲她
12月会来新加坡
就问她几日来咯
哇,那么刚好跟我的假期撞到沃
真的是中马票都没酱准啦

后来我
9日有事情
MSN大大声跟海豚讲8日或9日可以meet她咯

然后想到chuan也有她的friendster
就顺便拉他出来
chuan这个人呀
真现实啦
是女子他都想
meet jek
如果是男子他都懒得睬你咯

P/S: 海豚并非在水中游的海豚啦。人家可是要搭火车来新加坡的喏……全程都要6个钟wor!

9日那天
很早起身
但前晚玩电脑又很迟睡咯
搞到自己全身痛
=.=

早上10点在Jurong East地铁站
去圣淘沙先
下起毛毛细雨来
其实早前我都跟
chuan
本月是雨季
要另行为落雨天气策划行程
他都爱理不理
jek
算啦,反正我都知道一定是走shopping

去到那边
老天很不给脸
一直落雨不停

我们躲在凉亭避雨
就在这时
看到‘奇景’

‘奇景’??

不远处看到一男一女
相信是情侣

那男的不懂拿着手帕还是纸巾
往女子腋下那边擦然后又往女子额头擦汗
还很自然酱
哇,够力喏

文明的社会里还能看到酱不文明的举止
又是在旅游胜地
wor
以后要报警鸟

雨停了,行路!
行到瞭望塔那边
又落雨来,真是的
那时就快中午
12点正
就犹豫不决要哪里吃饭
后来决定在
subway解决午餐

吃饭后看到太阳出来
吃饱后看到下起雨来

后来决定返回怡风城
走走看看
有说有笑
话题可说是越聊越劲爆
一下又
gay,一下又les
然后又大条,又伸手进屁股反复抓抓爽爽下
哈哈!

不好相信
chuanblog里写的东西啦,我都没有特地看鞋子咯
他就有物色他的水瓶,结果徒劳无功

在那边碰见到
WL
我都够低调,全程他都没看到我
哈哈!

过后跑到乌节路
又是落水
没关系,我们走
shopping,走到cine
我就讲去拍大头贴

$10的玩意
都玩得很开心
都唔用荷包大出血来玩喏
很搞笑的,都不知摆咩
pose
乱乱摆,丑毙人鸟

最钟意影相后的点点缀大行动!
我都觉得可以尽情发挥创意
即使你不是艺术家或者是有修读过美术
一样可以把死气沉沉的一张照片
弄到靓靓
D咯!

我跟海豚很投入地把照片填上公仔、星星、有趣的图案
谁比较
pannai画画?都各有千秋咯
我直接拿内置的图案加上去
而海豚就自己亲手画
pattern
诚意十足!

过后chuan的大头贴毒瘾发作
他讲又要再去拍
wor
我跟海豚当然“随时奉陪”啦

过马路到位于
heeren 4楼的大头贴店
据说是全新加坡首家大头贴店
怎么说都是鼻祖啦~
没有它就没大头贴好拍jor


又掏出10元钞票换金币
然后一个一个把金币喂进机器
看了都心痛
哈哈!
最近手头紧啦!

然后又重复刚才的动作
讲真的,不好连续拍两次咯
会显的

就酱,
$20飞走咯!~

到位于
5楼的Billy Bombers西餐厅共享晚餐
那个侍应生的英文我都听不懂的
很奇怪的发音
哎呀,自己的英文差就不好唱衰人家
认命咯

我点了'Ole Fish and Fries',海豚也是点同样的另加柠檬茶
chuan就作风大胆点——点了naked gun burger wor!都不知那个汉堡长成什么样子的

好才没有惊喜,不然还没吃就全城轰动jek
哈哈!


Billy Bombers所售卖的餐点茶点都是很大分量
因为它是一家美式连锁餐厅来的
西方人都是吃比较多喏
我都建议
skip掉早午餐,空着肚子装满这个大份的晚餐
肯定值回那个价钱的喏!

吃完后,还有抽奖
wor
配合圣诞节跟跨年新年节日所准备的
每人都有份
都是一些本店餐券来的
以后可以用的

过后我们一路行路到街上
街上车水马龙,人潮汹涌
人人争着跟圣诞树照相
顿时圣诞树变成偶像
wor

我们也跟风,拼命照相
反正不用给钱的
当然拍到够本啦
海豚死命叫我们摆古怪的
pose
又一下躲在人的抽象雕像下,又一下站在喷泉蹲着拍,拍出来都像在洗屁股喏
好心,我都不想成为笑柄啦

再来我们到这个俗称‘榴莲’的滨海艺术中心
也是终点
影相睇夜景
但我们带来的都不是专业相机
又没有三角架
所以照片没有几张可以见人的
哈哈

回家路上
大家都累
不过都可以看得出大家玩得好开心
一直笑都没有停过

这是我跟海豚第二次相见
上次是在
200512
只是聊了一个钟就离开了
这次就玩得比较久
一整天
还带她到处玩
总算有招待她咯

下次见面,会是几时呢?




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吃到你饱啦!






靓靓的圣诞树!

2007-12-16

回来啦!

出国遇上大水灾
虽不影响我行程
但大雨却不好搞

觉得自己很厉害
酒店自己反锁门
原来宅男几好当

第一次给人唱衰
没料到他这样狠
我也是想快弄好

呵呵,可以唱出一首歌来

最近很忙
忙着游山玩水啦

这次行程感慨万端
有了很多想法跟新发现
等我把一切照片搞好
一次过po出来
等我啊

最近大马东海岸闹水灾
以下短片放映一辆
proton saga勇渡水河的惊险过程
20年的车料咯
Merc都不够它来
原来国产车可以当船用
上山下海
no problem

我看以后我驾车遇水灾
还是取别道到目的地好了
=.=

2007-12-08

Even more stressed

This week is the worst week ever since 15 Dec 2006!

Firstly, is the implementation of a new routine system w.e.f. 2008. Nobody likes the change though.

Then, got people do stunt. Now still don't know what's the consequence. But one thing for sure, he can't do OD.

Subsequently, people keeping coming up and showing the powerful letter which disallow them to do OD.

Who suffer??? Is me liao lor...

The Chinese translation of donut is ...



Shouldn't it be 甜甜圈?

2007-12-07

Confusing English

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to
Make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do
Bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
Several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians
eat?? Human ???

2007-12-03

冷笑话

冰箱A对冰箱B说

冰箱A: 哇老,好冷哦...
冰箱B: 做么你会讲话的?

First official lesson on driving an auto transmission car

Today is my very first lesson on driving auto transmission car. On the car exterior, you can't tell whether it is an auto transmission or the manual one. But once you got inside the car, there are 3 differences you can notice straight away.

1. The gear handle. Obviously...
2. No clutch pedal - no clutch lor!
3. Additional information on the gear engaged at the instrument panel.

It is a lot easier to drive the car, since you don't have to do the coordination of footwork. I liked the experience.

2007-12-02

Sitex 2007

Nevertheless, I spent my dismount day visiting the exhibition at Expo. Today is the last day of the 4-day event, but still, I could see lots of people either vexing over which to buy or busy queuing up to buy their IT products.

Based on my previous experiences at computer/IT show, the best selling product is actually memory cards. Because almost every technology product requires memory card, e.g. mobile phone, digital camera, PSP etc.

The second and third best selling product could be computers and harddisks respectively, but could be interchangeable.

Few days before prior to the event, Bay asked me if I was interested to go down with him. I agreed, but in the end, he didn't want to go 'cause he said 'nothing to see there, very sian'...

Never mind, the next person I had in mind was Chee Chuan. So I smsed him at about noon time, asking him out. But he told me he had today's programmes lined-up already. So again, never mind.

Aiya, just go there myself la! Yes, alone.

Anyway, I got my sights on some of the harddisks. WD, Seagate and Maxtor. WD's prices were the most competitive. But the casing looked cheap and quite crippled physically looking as if it is going to break apart any time.

I like the Seagate's black with light orange combination. The combination is similar to Sony Ericsson's solution to Walkman series. It looks cool as the orange light glows when the harddisk is operating.

Not sure about Maxtor, but it has the newest line up. Since it has been bought over by Seagate, it, too, also offers 5-year warranty. It has the most expensive harddisk out there, a 20 buck heftier than the Seagate counterpart. So I asked the salesboy what is the difference between harddisks from Maxtor and Seagate. So the salesboy explained lots of things bla bla bla.

In the end I gotten one Maxtor 80GB harddisk for $109. Initial price was $129. LOL

Ironically, the MRT was even more crowded than the exhibition itself. Worse than any other MRT stations during any time of the day. Blame on the frequency of the trains. But partly because there were also other big events going on.

2007-12-01

It's a small small world

So true la...
Most of the time I go out, confirm will bump into someone I know.
Like yesterday's trip with Chee Chuan to Novena Square, saw Sin Yi coincidentally.

Oh ya, we went there just to have dinner and to buy Chee Chuan's favourite 公仔. But the shop was closed until the end of the business hours stated on the board. Then there hang a notice which states that the owner went out for a while and will be back in a jiffy.

Maybe the definition for 'jiffy' differs from person to person, so shan't comment any further.

Then we went over to the animal shop to buy Chee Chuan's 物色已久的皮夹子. $59 plus 10% discount = $53.10. Not bad for the design. Very practical also.

After which we decided to head down to City Hall 走马看花. Great things on sale, but those shops were 宜看不宜进,宜进不宜买... Poor liao, don't have so much money to buy la~

Anyway, the queue for the donut factory @ Raffles City wasn't long, but I didn't Q up as the shop is closing down for the day.

The MRT was very very crowded at the evening. OMG! Heng ah, I boarded the north-bound train at Raffles Place. Otherwise, I could be waiting for a few more trains to go before I can board. What's happening to the transport system???

Some very nice fireworks photos

Someone was very lucky to have these exciting moments captured. Time flies and the fireworks were meant to celebrate Vivocity's 1 year anniversary.

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2007-11-30

Never trust this kind of business

Recently there are some discussions over some business models, such as Multi-level Marketing (MLM).

While MLM can remain legal, it is often difficult to distinguish it from those pyramid models or Ponzi schemes. The latter 2 are illegal as money is earned directly from the downlines not by selling products to the others.

Take for example, a pyramid model, whereby each member is required to recruit 3 downlines and each member is required to pay $1000 to join. Then he or she has to stay in the system for a period, during this period, he or she is not allow to withdraw.

The table below shows how all the money goes. In this table, the money collected is then divided by the total number of people. It's the most ideal case. But in reality, this is not the practice because the "cheater" would then use the money to distribute the promised high returns to those joined earlier so as the whole scam is not to be found out so easily and to convince them to invest more.

The system collapses for sure when the "cheater" has problems finding enough money as returns for the members or when the flow of money in slows down or when the "cheater" runs away with the money he has.


By simplify the expression for the amount of money each person gets for the nth level, it's not difficult to see that one cannot get back his $1000 unless n is big.

This model has its limit - no. of people joining in. The world population now stands at 6.6 billion. Connect this number to the equation above you'll get n = 20. It cannot go beyond 20 levels.

So I wonder why people can be easily fooled into the system. Never believe in earning while doing nothing or earn money quickly. Chinese has a saying 天下没有白吃的午餐, it means that we need to work in order to earn that money.

2007-11-29

Interesting ads [part 2]

Following after my part 1 on interesting ads in July '07, here comes the part 2!










Bo liao 下

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Unknown online game: I didn't know there's exist such options.


100% original by my friend: 幽默下

木村gatsby广告





他的广告很废一下

但是却又能引起大家的注意wor

木村还在最新一个广告里大胆吐舌

笑死我也~

The most extraordinary number

Trivial: Prior to this post, I actually had problems coming up an English word for the term 神奇. In the end, I had to ask for help. Finally I found a word for that term which is called extraordinary. Looks like my English is worse than expected.

The most extraordinary number is 142857.
It might look normal to you. But wait! Please continue to read. Why do I say it's the most extraordinary number leh?

Let's multiply it by a range of numbers, i.e. 1 to 6.
142857 X 1 = 142857
142857 X 2 = 285714
142857 X 3 = 428571
142857 X 4 = 571428
142857 X 5 = 714285
142857 X 6 = 857142

It's the same number, just that the digits are messed up.

How about multiply it with 7?
Surprisingly, 142857 X 7 gets you 999999!!!

Also,
142 + 857 = 999
14 + 28 + 57 = 99

Finally, we square the number, i.e. 142857 X 142857.
The answer is
20408122449.
Break up the number into 2 numbers consist of the first 5 digits and the last 6 digits.
Add them up,
20408 + 122449 and you get 142857.

Isn't it very magical?

And also
1/7 = 0.142857142857142857142857 … …

2/7 = 0.285714285714285714285714 … …

3/7 = 0.428571428571428571428571 … …

4/7 = 0.571428571428571428571428 … …

5/7 = 0.714285714285714285714285 … …

6/7 = 0.857142857142857142857142 … …

2007-11-27

火星人到地球探察后报告

火星人到地球探察后报告:地球上的生物真怪,没有脚有轮子,眼睛放光,声音吼鸣,喝叫汽油的液体,肚子里尽是些‘人’的寄生虫。

I find this especially true wor... In the past when private cars weren't so popular, the only way for us to travel is by buses, trains and ships. After that, as cars getting more and more popular, people got so lazy that even short distance journey also need car to do the job.

This doesn't stop here, also applies to other aspects to our lives as well.

Must read for slim down wannabes: How to slim down and look chio in 5 mins

The best classified liao! haha


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18SX post! Not for the faint hearted


Reminder: The following content is not for those faint hearted or those very clean mind. IF you think you can't take it anymore. Please stop reading... If not, please continue... lol

I find that it's always Jay's songs which kena 恶搞

周杰伦 - 菊花台

你的泪光柔弱中带伤
惨白的月
弯弯勾住过往
凝结成了霜
是谁在阁楼上冰冷地绝望

轻轻弹朱红色的窗
一生在纸上被风吹乱
梦在远方化成一缕香
随风飘散你
模样

菊花
你的笑容已泛黄
花落人断肠
心事静静躺
北风乱
夜未央
的影子剪不断
徒留
孤单在湖面成双


花已向晚飘落了灿烂
凋谢的世道上命运不堪
愁莫渡江秋心拆两半
上不了岸一辈子摇晃

谁的江山马蹄声狂乱
一身的戎装呼啸沧桑
天微微亮你轻声的叹
一夜惆怅如此委婉

菊花
你的笑容已泛黄
花落人断肠
心事静静躺
北风乱夜未央
的影子剪不断
徒留
孤单在湖面成双

菊花
你的笑容已泛黄
花落人断肠
我心事静静躺
北风乱夜未央
你的影子剪
不断
徒留我孤单在湖面成双


now only take out those red words, it becomes:

你的弯弯太长
轻轻弹我的菊花
满伤
你的笑容已泛黄
我静静躺
夜未央
你我成双
你摇晃
我沧桑
一夜惆怅如此委婉
菊花满伤
我静静躺
你我成双
菊花满伤
我心事不断

周杰伦 - 七里香

窗外的麻雀在电线杆上多嘴
说这一句很有夏天的感觉
手中的铅笔在纸上来来回回
我用几行字形容你是我的谁

秋刀鱼的滋味猫跟你都想了解
初恋的香味就这样被我们寻回
那温暖的阳光像刚摘的新鲜草莓
说你舍不得吃掉这一种感觉

雨下整夜我
爱溢出就像雨
院子落叶跟我的思念厚厚

几句是非也无法将我的热情冷却
你出现在我诗的每一页

雨下整夜我的爱
溢出就像雨水
窗台蝴蝶像诗里纷飞的美丽章节
接着写永远爱写进诗的结尾
你是我唯一想要的了解

那饱满的稻穗幸福了这个季节
而你的脸颊像田里熟透
的蕃茄
你突然对我说七里香的名字很美
我此刻却只想
亲吻你倔强的嘴

now only take out those red words, it becomes:

你很有感觉
你的水一溢出
我把你那饱满的“番茄”亲吻


add-on comment: 看来这个番茄……
大概知道是哪个女主角了吧

周杰伦 - 回到过去

一盏黄黄旧旧的灯时间在旁闷不吭声
寂寞下手毫无分寸
不懂得轻重之分沉默
支撑跃过陌生
静静看
凌晨黄昏你的影失去平衡慢慢下沉
黑暗已在空中
盘旋该往哪看不见
也许爱在梦的另一端无法存活在真实的空间
想回到过去
试著抱你在怀里羞怯的脸带有一点稚气
想看你的看的世界,想在你梦的画面
只要
靠在一起就能感觉甜蜜想回到过去试著让故事继续
至少不再让你离我而去分散时间的
注意
这次会抱得更紧这样挽留不知还来不来得想回到过去
思绪不断
阻挡著回忆播放盲目的追寻仍然空空荡荡
灰蒙蒙的夜晚睡意又不知躲到哪去
一转身孤单已躺在身旁


now only take out those red words, it becomes:

寂寞
支撑着身
慢慢盘旋
我试着抱你
靠在一起
试着继续
注意!!!
这次会抱得更紧
来不及阻挡……

周杰伦 - 飘移

杜汶泽:
个好简单嘅介即飘移咁
周杰伦:
点飘呀
杜汶泽:
一入弯拉一拉手掣
架车bell-bell咁
周杰伦:
咁又点呀
杜汶泽:
型啰

找支笔写下日记纪录勇气
我可以对着墙壁让拳头叛逆
呼天窗玻璃打开我的身体
这里引擎声就像
是一种乐器
所以风呼吸啸而过
刺激
所以
在转弯飘移
加足马力飘到底看仔细
零到一百公里
谁敢与我为敌
我用第一人称在飘移青春
输跟赢的分寸计算的很准
我踏上风火
在飘移青春
故事中
的我们(在演自己的人生)

陈冠希:
如果你跑赢哂群马山路车手
就同
走返转
余文乐:
山路?
陈冠希:
系落山咁由
听日
南面开始系北面开始
同唔同山路嘅车手斗
下边个赢得多
好唔好啊?
(胜败的对比是
残酷的可以)
(运气,从来就不在
这里)
(实力没办法模拟)飘移
人车一体飘移
笑看后视镜的自己啊
点火继续事关荣誉
除了第一其他没有兴趣
得飘得飘得咿的飘
安静的喝饮料轻松的笑
第一人称在飘移青春
输跟赢的分寸计算得很精准
我踏上
风火轮在飘移青春
故事中的我们在演自己
人生
得飘得飘得咿的飘
(得飘得飘得咿的飘)
我绕过山
雨声敲敲
(我绕过山腰雨声
敲敲)
得飘得飘得
的飘
(得飘得飘得
的飘)
开进隧道风声潇潇
(再
开进隧道风声潇潇)

now only take out those red words, it becomes:

杜文泽吸我的身体
是一种刺激
我加足马力
谁敢轮青春的我


os:你听日系我下边好不好啊?

残酷的我
除了他,没有兴趣
我轻轻的笑
用人称风火轮的要
敲敲……敲敲
咿……咿……
开进隧道
开进隧道……





Believe it or not, Honda W.O.W. stands for Wonderful Open-hearted Wagon, and this small minivan concept caters to Japan's dog-loving fraternity.

The W.O.W. has three rows of thin designer seats mounted on a wooden floor. Six people can ride in style or the two second-row seats can transform into a flexible dog cover. Honda has also built another (small) dog storage bin into the left side of the dashboard.

Slightly smaller than a Civic, the 157-inch W.O.W. has front and rear sliding doors on either side and a pair of big commercial-style doors at the back. Honda provided no engine details, but should the W.O.W. make it into production, it would likely have a 1.5-liter four.

An innovative canine brain receiver (CBR) allows dogs to pilot the W.O.W. by looking in the direction they want to drive. A brain-wave transponder reads the image the dog sees and transposes it over satellite imagery to plot a course using GPS signals. Honda claims the liability issues usually associated with this fledgling technology are mitigated by having a dog at the helm--canines can't be sued.