2009-04-30

[转贴] 在LRT(a.k.a MRT/subway/地铁)最常遇到的几种人

1. 无腰族

LRT里我发现到最多这种人类,何谓无腰族?就是那些站不直一定要趟着来站的人,无论站到哪里就躺到哪里根本不会顾虑到旁边的人……躺车门,躺人,躺Tiang……经常都看到这种人,车门一开就冲进来死抱着车厢门中的Tiang躺在那里,有时还压着你的手当你透明(湿湿有汗)顶着你(有汗味)逼你让开给他/她躺,跟本不理会车里人多还 是人少,他/她就是要趟着来站。


2. 云吞猎人

这个我不要说太明,猜想你也知道是哪一类,她们背着单边的
Bag。而Bag的体积长度是阔过她的身体厚度……Bag品质相当好有素质,通常都有一定的共同点特征……够硬,Design够多,够In,够复杂,口袋够多够凸……远看就好像猎人背枪打猎那样。有时同一时间遇到一个站在你前面背向你, 另一个站在你背后面向你, 而这时就会形成一个顶你心,一个顶你肺……然后她若无其事继续顶你就继续喘。当你到站要出去时就会来个“纠缠不清,拉手顶脚”。


3. 音乐僵尸

一般上遇到的多数在周末,有时一个人,有时是一班人,三五成群在车厢里面拿着他的廉价手机来“斗歌”有几大声就开几大声,他以为很好听酱还要分享给其他在傍的乘客……听到就冒火!吵到~~~



4. 多脚族

这一类最令人讨厌,车厢挤满人基本上是不能再有多的移动位,他/她就死都要从你背后穿过去,不知道的还以为他/她要到站了准备出去……真常的反应都会尽量将身体偏向前移点身位或是手有抓着手扶带就紧紧的抓着……身体向前让他/她过去……岂有此理!!他/她就站在你留给他/她的那一点空位动也不动的定了位下来,其实他/她还未移位前已经有位站的,但他/她偏偏就是脚痒。 然后你就继续保持像“迈克尔·杰克逊
(Michael Jackson)22.5度水平身形移动经典舞蹈和他/她一起贴身互摇。


5. 过动儿

就是动个不停,好像整身有蚂蚁那样脚踏来踏去身体摇来摇去,要不然身体就在那里震那里抖。在人挤时遇到一个在你旁边就够多个更加不必谈,时不时就撞你一下,如果是和你背对背的更惨……一直在你背后不停的擦……不停的擦。



6. 弃婴族

这种较少见,但是不代表没有……手拿大
BagBag,一进车厢管你人多人少顺手一丢下Bag然后就站到另一边去,整个Bag就在那边顶马脚。人一多了就不懂要跨过去好还是踏过去好。

2009-04-29

空虚

废话少说
我直接一针见血了
发泄发泄
那些中
shoot的,请自动下

最近越来越感到空虚……
抱歉我是蛮重感情的一个人
你们这些
K9的怎么了?
忘了我吗?
忘了全部人吗?
还是这段
NS日子不值得回忆?

我很相信是前者
不是我要投诉
都是很明显的咯
而是有时候连一些很容易办到的
SMS、facebook的留言
都没有
偶尔收到
geraint的邀约SMS
去什么活动的

很羡慕那些互相粘着对方的
虽然看起来是恶心,其实不是啦
但是好过一个人是不是?

同批的
竟然可以几个月没有讲电话或者是
MSN联络一下
DominicORD晚餐,我一个人代表我队的去
Dominic的那天,也是我一个人去
吓到~
名字就不好列出来了
我明白做工很忙啦
但是忙到很累很显
跟朋友联络下感情或者是发泄工作上的不愉快
也是不错下的

现在去翻手机信箱、通话记录

70%都是不是K9朋友发过来的

认识
3个月跟1年半
理论上应该是
1年半的会比较熟对吗?

前天的送行
真的不懂要讲什么好了
尴尬到~~
全场焦点应该是
Leon才对呀
但是做莫那
1个多钟头
看到的是个人讲个人的
有说有笑
跟以前没变

去送人最后好像去见其他老朋友酱
Leon好像被冷漠酱
可怜的
Leon

吃饭送行还要由他一个人策划+叫人来……我也帮手叫人咯……

我自己也差不多像他酱了
真的很难插进他们的话题咯
跟这组人不是
跟那组人也不是
越来越觉得去年
10月之事
我的看法是对的
冷漠是很可怕的

是不是在
K9里头,人气很重要?
你红需要帮忙,什莫都
biong怕……
你不红需要帮忙,睬你都傻……
更令人憎恶的是,人家有顺风车就
tumpang,平时有需要就找你帮忙。然后你要什么什么,都不行。坐冷板凳咯~~

试想一下,然后欢迎讨论一下……
如果一个认识的向来没什么交谈
然后突然跟你要搭顺风车

1. 酱他跟陌生人有什么分别?
2. 酱我是不是有权表载他?
3. 酱他凭什么要我载他,随口讲最好的朋友就ok了吗?
4. 酱是不是‘贪婪’在作怪,以为念在朋友的份上就tumpang
5. 载他后是不是感情会更好?
6. 还是一切无恙,但分别就在你大发慈悲载了一个人然后感到‘日行一善’真好?
7. 不载不是更加惨,什么都完了?

那些我觉得真的不错就不讲了。有些似‘井水不犯河水’类型的都敢跑来跟你要顺风车,马不知脸长,不过我还是载了。

我很不想讲的,真的是忍不住
bla出来了

怎样讲都是载的吃亏,被载的赚到~

换作是我,我想也应该是同命相连的咯
真的同人不同命

我一直以为我的
batch最棒
没什么闹事、出事
引以为豪
可是我错了
发现散到像沙酱
自己有自己的圈子
就我一个人
gap在一起的没有一个能做到

你是不是也是遇到这样的情况?

就酱

2009-04-28

长话短说

Again, it's another multiple-gatherings-on-consecutive-days thing to blog about.

Manhattan dinner 23-4-2009
So high over that Manhattan dinner, but wait...

Before that, I already got myself high la! That tutor PG don't know how to solve his own questions! Baituo! Here's my ultimate solution to that seemed-chim-but-easy question. Just bomb it! Haha

有凭有据!哈哈哈!dukPG他……
Click on the image to view 100%


Food was good, ordered seafood platter, the forever popular fish and chips and a mud pie. The fried calamari was free. The main thing is that 20% discount on the bill! Oh yeah~

炸苏东圈

海鲜大餐!


Friday 24-4-2009
Settlers cafe outing with Geraint, Weilong and Leon... LOL~ This time round saw Jansen at Clarke Quay MRT, I couldn't recognise him lor! Glad that he still remember me. Haha!

On the games, we played a game which worked like simcity (you're a city mayor and built as many valuable buildings as possible to win).

Another one, quite easy though, was to cross the waters to the opposite by putting stones and planks. This game they caught by surprise - I won in 2 rounds, that's like within 10mins. LOL~

Leon's farewell dinner @ Cafe Iguana 25-4-2009
Participants include:
1. Me
2. Jansen
3. Choo
4. Bay
5. Geraint
6. Edmund
7. Kenny
8. Jia Yun
9. Joseph
10. Anthony
11. Charleston
12. Weiqi
13. Jonathan
14. Joo San
15. Shi Hao (late)
16. Yun Zhen (late)
17. Leon (of course!)

*Shocking news of the NSF being jailed for 32 years + 24 cane strokes.

Went out early with Choo and Bay to 四马路观音庙 to pray for good blessings for the whole year.

Then went SLS, Bay bought his MP3 screen protector while Choo bought a 4GB thumbdrive. I still have my antique 128MB thumbdrive. LOL!

After which we were the 1st to arrive at the cafe. Leon still on bus on the way. We waited and waited... Finally Geraint arrived, alone... Then Edmund and Timothy and subsequently the rest arrived. Until the last minute then got the chance to sit down.

OMG! Leon didn't make reservation! It's quite a necessity to reserve the seats especially when big crowds are patronising.

Food was errr... not suited to my taste ba! Haha, I still like Chinese food a lot. But nonetheless, pay for the experience lor.

Halfway through, I already thought Shi Hao and Yun Zhen not coming (Shi Hao called, but never say coming and for Yun Zhen, see his pattern won't come la)... Geraint kept teasing me that YZ coming, until they appeared behind me. Got a shock though. =.=

The weather on that day was super hot! Afetr the dinner went to Liang Court to chill down. Obviously the hunt for a nice and comfortable place to sit down and chit-chat failed miserably.

However, it was a nice outing! Those faces longed never appear ones appeared! Hope to have more of these gatherings (but no Mexican food pls).

就这间餐厅!卖墨西哥餐的,不是壁虎hor

卖相不是很好,不过是三文鱼来的

成功咯!


The final farewell @ T3 27-4-2009
Refer to 26-4-2009 post on what happened on Sunday.

Those who went:
1. Me
2. Edwin
3. Shi Hao
4. Yun Zhen
5. Joseph
6. SK
7. Charleston
8. Wei Hao
9. Anthony
10. Choo
11. Jonathan
12. Bay
13. Geraint
14. Danesh
15. Zhi Jian
16. Yat Kan
17. Francis
18. Edmund
19. Kenny
20. Timothy
21. Leon (of course)

Took car and tumpang Edwin to the airport. Sadly, Geraint should have tumpang-ed; he was late!

As usual, chit-chats, taking photos and moving about the cliques.

Until the very last minute when Leon was about to go in the departure hall where everyone got high, happy and yet emo. Suddenly, I couldn't bear apart with Leon, even though he's CH5 while I CH8. Almost everyone hugged him just before he entered the gantry.

Well, I think it's the 遗憾美 which made this perfect... I couldn't help it too. I wonder when he comes back... Same goes to those flying overseas to live and study ones.

On the way back, I just don't want to talk much, mainly to flash back the memories and to concentrate on driving! Haha~ I can get emo de hor!

At the point of blogging, Leon already touched down at London smoothly. And on9 MSN and told me some things which I'm forbidden (how to spell this word??!!) to say it out. Quite unexpected though.

Leon, all the best to you!

*Paiseh have to wait for all group photos. Haha!

无言以对!
这就是爱抢镜头的下场


Leon +

Kenny +

2009-04-26

红星大奖

哇,其实还好啦!
不过很多无聊的东西

什莫鹦鹉、模型直升机……
废到~

怪不得艺人感谢词时间有限

欧萱,真是有你的!
最佳女主角拿不到
如果再不入围
10大女艺人奖
就够力料

就酱

2009-04-24

你!

你!

biong转头料!

就是你!

做莫?!你赢料咯~
你程咬金化身来的咯~
pannai搞砸人家的计划咯~

很不想写这些的
都是逼不得已
你以为我很想放这些尖酸狠毒的话吗?

一路来都是迁就你
上次(没记错,应该是前年十月份)
你去不成,不懂谁从印尼来
最后一分钟打电来
哦给,我就算……

昨天的
Manhattan海鲜晚餐,你不能去也biong
尚未退役,服役至上
大家明白……
虽然有少许失望
可是令我超级失望的是,原本在星期五的你又不可以
若迁就一下,不是
somok问题都迎刃而解料咯?
现在搞到大家头很大……

biong紧,因为还在初步阶段
我们很照顾你料,
biong你冲下来
直接电话谈判
你自己讲
28号后就得空的
我们给你在家慢慢查你的行历

今天中午
收到一封很恐怖的
SMS
我甘愿不收
你又讲
285号不可以

我们已经对你很好了
你酱做真的很令人失望多多下

我很想请问你,给我满意的答案:
你的事情都是最后一分钟才来确定的吗?对我来说,是!

生日搞
1日活动就够料,你到底要搞什莫东东??!!听讲好象不只一天的事情,不是马来人过年、亦不是华人新年、更不是中国黄金周!需要庆祝几天的咩?

你很多节目的
hor?到底还有什么节目你还没有发现到,我很怕你整67月都不行,酱大家都可以收档料……

明知道半年前我们就在谈这个,又不是最后一分钟才来决定的事情,你自己都知道的了……像昨天临时被留下,你心里都不好受

道理都一样的,你觉得我们很好受吗?己所不欲,勿施于人!

发泄完毕
看不懂的请表自虐——慢慢解读我要讲的东西

2009-04-21

英文烂烂烂!

已不是新鲜事
算冷饭热炒吧!

上礼拜才给同事轰
轰我读酱多年的英文
结果跟她在
college4年的英文有得比……
事情是这样的:

同事刚好不在
然后电话响
我就做好心人去接咯
马来婆打来的

讲接待处有访客要找某某人
可是某某人又不在
WOR
最后我差一点跟她讲“好的,等他回来我帮忙转告”
因为脑子发出指令要我讲出这句嘛
最后顿时
1秒钟,才跟她讲“later when he comes back, I'll help you inform him

第二件事
就是给
PG轰!
拜托,认识我两年
都懂我的英文是离谱的烂

鬼才懂
brownie是什么啦?!?!
我那里懂?
有可能是咖啡
有可能是巧克力
有可能是棕色的物体
谁懂?
翻译成中文就是‘核仁巧克力饼’
直接讲中文不是更加好?!一切了然

发泄完毕
哈哈哈哈!好
high
就酱

2009-04-20

为什么不是拜五??!!

翌日Ben and JerryFree Cone Day我不能去!

店面远到~~~全都在坡底……

显咯,选在拜五周末我就可以享受了嘛!
还是在
JP开一间分店就对料嘛!

很明显,不要亏太多钱
选在一个最不会赚钱的日子来做促销
很理所当然

车~才那么一天,而且是中午
12点-傍晚7
吃不吃也表紧

哈哈,这是安慰自己吗?

还是不甘心耶!我没吃过,就是要吃!!!

唉,矛盾的我,在这边发
hiao……

就酱

2009-04-19

JB trip

It has been months since I went JB le.

Today as usual went over there to visit relatives then just 走马看花 吃吃喝喝. Top up my DiGi prepaid card (already expired for 2 months le! If don't top up, next month 18th cannot use liao)... Then at Econsave supermart I saw this basket very special, I bet it's much better than any of the plastic ware commonly found in Giant, NTUC, Carrefour or whatever supermarkets.


塑料篮看似普通样


原来它有轮子跑的!
然后那个‘耳朵’超长的!
给懒惰人用来拖着走的咯!
好过手提篮子啦!哈哈哈!

2009-04-18

dunno what to put eh

Here's a brief overview of what happened for the past few days.

15 April 2009
Left 30 mins earlier to meet up with PG and YS to discuss about the KL + Perak trip due June. Some details have been meted out. Saw Edwin + his gf.

16 April 2009
Off day. Went back K9 with Geraint. Some new faces, of course they didn't know who am I. And they are the only ones who wear the new uniform. LOL... a bit strange... Place didn't change much, but some hurricane visited it, all the dogs residence area and people's bunk had shuffled...

17 April 2009
Happy birthday wei hao aka high! Quite pathetic from K9 huh? Asked so many people, in the end only Choo and me turned up. Most funny is Ang... Say on on on, in the end?? His dog tango so big liao lor... Wa, looks quite even though it's a balia dog lol

18 April 2009
Today something happened, don't wish to comment because I don't want to remember anyway. And the weather 热到~

2009-04-14

Jolin - 花蝴蝶

刚才在某某处看到Jolin花蝴蝶的poster,很美呢



然后被改成更漂亮version,我好喜欢这个version,希望大家也喜欢噢!

























































2009-04-12

Hotpot自助餐 + Choo~~~买牛仔裤

星期五耶稣受难节
飞下去
Far East
去见Peng Guan, Yong Sheng走马看花

哪里知道老天不作美,落大雨,还打雷
tim
走着走着,发现
Far East越来越没有东西看料
然后在一间鞋店遇见
Mun Wei
是他叫我先咯!

聊了既具又继续跑街
然后在男装服饰店遇到
Vincent
好才我闪得快!
才不给他发现

乌节路没收获后
就转移阵地去
City Hall
刚雨停,潮湿下
热到~~~

感觉一阵凉风从
This Fashion吹出来
就跑进去凉快凉快一下
是冷的咯!

晚餐是
Hotpot Culture自助餐(每人$29.20
真是
high到~~~
我们这桌很
high
个人觉得熟食
ok,如果拿太多生的就不划

最被看好的
Yong Sheng竟然第一个收手!
逊到~~~

隔天陪
Choo买牛仔裤
11点在Bugis很早下
我们很不会规划行程
先是在
Bugis没有收获后
跑去
City HallPeninsula Plaza
然后再跑去Queensway
最后跑回去Plaza Singapura

又是狂风暴雨的下午
打雷还很响咧……

够力!我的车钱少到~~~

第一次吃
Manhattan招牌菜——Fish n Chips
不错下
不过好像小间一点去
大一点就好

顺便跟
Wei Hao买生日礼物
原本想买那个那个几逗趣下
结果下不料手
最后买了这个这个
觉得应该不错下

回家前又遇到
Vincent
这次躲不掉料
随便跟他聊咯
哈哈哈

下一个目标:
Yun Zhen

大家好!我们是S~H~E~



看了都开胃下

high一下

热巧克力享宴!

恶心到~~~

2009-04-07

4 outings in 4 consecutive days

Damn tiring~~

Already blogged the 1st 2, now I blog the remaining 2.

James birthday party @ pasir ris...

Sharon, YB, Jesslyn and me chipped in to get a perfume as present for James. Somehow I felt it's ex... lol

Rain that day, super sian, but still what has agreed cannot go back on words de mah. So we still went in the end. Walked to the wrong Costa Sands, wasted the $1 for the 'unique' UV chop. Haha~\

*Saw Jeremy Sng! It's such a small world!

The only sec sch friends attended were our group + Xueli + YL... The other groups outnumbered us le! But 胜在精而不在多 haha~ consolation eh?

Food there was ok, but I mistaken the 芝麻酱油油条 for 芝麻酱油肉... Stupid me~ Haha~ I liked the cake more actually haha!

Long time never see Xueli liao... She's working at some Canadian bank which I don't know what's that la. Banking jobs are stressful. Then YL working as some lab technicians, hmm... looks like everyone is doing fine.

Had a good chat with Xueli and YL on our way back on the train. *Seriously, I won't take a cab unless there is no bus/mrt lor... Chatted about uni life, army life and our ambitious overseas trip! YL wanted to go Australia while Xueli and I wanted to go Taiwan. Haha~ Hope my dream can come true ba!

Settlers Cafe gathering

This gathering was so sudden. No la~ Actually Geraint has pre-amp me liao, just that I so busy until I forgotten it le. Haha~

These are the people who went:
1. Me
2. Edwin
3. Geraint (organiser)
4. Weilong
5. Leon
6. Edmund

It's a long long time since I last saw Edwin. I think the last time I saw him was on 11 Nov 2008 ORD dinner! Now Jansen and Zar can be the record holder now. Didn't change much, just that hair a little bit longer lol HP changed to samsung onmia. Gd choice anyway... And he hasn't hear my lame jokes for a long long time liao wahahaha~

Had subway sandwiches as dinner whereby Edmund keep 爆料 on k9. Hmm, it's a big change there now! Heng, I zao fast fast! As the saying goes: Benja跑得快,一定有古怪!Haha!

It's too bad that the outlet at North Canal Road is closed on every Monday. In the end we went to SMU outlet instead.

There I had the most complicated game ever. Look at the number of card decks and the game board~ It covered up the whole of the big big coffee table literally. 拜托,玩游戏简简单单就好了咯!适合我这种不动脑筋的人士……

Today marks the last day at 5IP @ Tuas. Nothing to be remembered there. The thing which left the deepest impression was actually the makeshift toilets~ It's exactly the same I saw in 遇狼岛 just different colour only!

Here's a couple of the toilets' photos.

橙色几亮一下

臭到~~

I look forward to this coming long wkend! Thinking of it just made me high!!! Oh yeah!

2009-04-04

随兴outing

Had a chill out session with Geraint, Weilong and Leon... Oh well, only me stay in contact with them haha!

Weilong had a highlighted hair. Not used to it. Haha!

The organiser, i.e. Jia Yun, never turned up! Very disappointed...

Had some beer + fries @ Wala Wala then head over to Cold Rock for waffles. Cool~

Shit! At first I wanted to catch the last 157 near Yun Zhen's house. But no 157 came, then came the last 174. I gave it a miss! How stupid I was! Had to take a cab home. But wait, before that, I had some interesting discoveries! V.V

Then went out to Bugis with Peng Guan. Wanted to shop for a present for someone in K9. But after what Peng Guan suggested, I decided to postpone this. So I aimed hp pouch instead. Bought one for my beloved Nokia 5800!

Hi-tea session at Bugis street. The 波罗包 seriously CMI, it's tasty nonetheless. But I could get the same thing, much bigger (at least 2x the size) with 1/2 the price and it tastes the same over in JB. You know 时新面包?

Then walked walked walked, walked over to the new cineleisure-like shopping centre just besides Bugis street. Immediately poisoned by it. LOL... Swear to myself, I must go there when it's fully open!

Dinner at just noodles where Peng Guan went haywire~ 这个神经大条的瓜,整天都是疯疯癫癫的咯!傻佬一个,差点下衰我们这桌咧!





啤酒 + 薯条 = 奇怪配搭

甜品时间!一盘$10
看不出伟龙已经highlight头发

就是这神经都大条的瓜,全程癫到~~

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