Worst of the day

Worst of the worst... I had always have confidence, but in the end it was in vain.

Shall not comment on Chem SPA...

I couldn't believe myself.

Disappointed with dental clinic

was rather excited to put on braces today.

after waiting at the dental clinic for 15 mins, to my dismay, the attendant there said 'i'm sorry, please come again on another day as the time slot could not have 2 people waiting to put on braces'

ah.....

you should have told us earlier or call us in advance

waste our time

waste our money........

Firmware upgrade failure!

Was rather mad at my handphone today, trying to do firmware upgrade!

But it failed!

May I know where is the nearest Sony Ericsson service centre?

Play with art

was so bored todday.
as usual, i went to surf forum. then came one thread on someone who drew an anime character. it was rather creative, so i decided to play my hands with it.

and after few moments, da da!

after which, i saw a humourous joke

一定要看！！！大便传奇

超爆笑的屎介紹關於大號的印象，大多數的人也許都讓他隨著馬桶的沖水聲而一去不復返，不過，經過仔細的比較、分析，我們每個人每天所產出的軟黃金，其實還蠻有學問的哦！我們就依其特性，先稍微將產出物做一番分類！

1幽靈屎：就是你已經感覺大出來，但在馬桶內找不到屎的那種。

2清白屎：就是你把他大出來，看見他在馬桶內，但卻在衛生紙上找不到痕跡的那種。

3濡濕屎：就是你擦屁股五十次之後，仍舊感覺沒擦過一樣，因此，你得在你的屁股和內褲之間墊上一些衛生紙，免得褲子被沾污的那種。

4續攤屎：通常發生在大完之後，把褲子拉上時，你發現還得再多大一些的那一種。

5額頭青筋暴裂屎：撇條撇得十分辛苦，你幾乎峇O得擠到血管脹破才能暢通的那種。

6如釋重負屎：就是數量多到大完後體重減輕五公斤的那種。

7豪華加長屎：如此巨大壯觀，你擔心若不先用馬桶刷把他弄碎，可能會沖不掉的那種。


8氣泡屎：瓦斯含量較高，排出時產生巨大聲響，聽到的人都忍不住偷笑的那種。

9玉米粒屎：一目了然，吃了什麼東西都可以看得一清二楚的那種。

10老天，真希望我可以大出來之屎：就是你很想大出來，但所有你能做的只有坐在馬桶上抽幾回筋，放幾個空包彈的那種。

11骨刺屎：就是大出來的時候，痛得讓你發誓他是橫著出來的那種。

12賤臀屎：就是飛快的從屁股脫出後，會濺起大量的水花再臀部的那種。

13液態屎：黃棕色液體，射出後灑滿整個馬桶的那種。

14上等屎：那種自視甚高，以為別人聞起來沒味道的。

15漂浮屎：就是當你在公共廁所，外面已經等了兩個人，而你已沖水兩次，卻還有幾粒高爾夫球大小的浮在水面上的那種。

16醬料屎：這種情形從來不發生在家裡，通常發生在晚會或重要會議，原本只是想放個小屁，但卻演變成褲底的＂蕃茄醬　＂，使得你接下來的時間都得腳開開，用Ｏ型腿走路的那種。

17香檳屎：就是當那塊使你便秘已久的＂軟木塞　＂，波～～的一聲離開之後，會有泡泡狀的液柱流出屁眼的那種。

18爆破屎：就是在一個震撼性的屁響之後，你必須檢查馬桶是否有破裂的那種。

19驅魔者屎：黃棕色的液體從你屁眼射出後，灑得到處都是，而屁眼有灼熱感，令人想起電影＂鬼哭神號　＂裡面那個嘔吐的小女孩。

20躲貓貓屎：大到一半他縮回去～然後伸出來～縮回去，一直持續下去。

以上這些分類，相信已經夠包羅萬象，天下之屎，莫過於此，要不要比對一下，你今天大的，屬於那一類型？？？

Few months outdated!

hehe... have been rather lazy to update blog. Partly because of school work lo.

Last Thursday went to have my 2 tooth on my right side extracted. Surprisingly, it was not painful and I felt nothing about a pitch of pain at all. Although blood kept oozing, it was rather a smooth and successful process.

Have uploaded a photo for your reference. So endure the disgusting sight!